NO DEAL
Late last year, Danielle made a bet with me that I couldn’t go a year (an entire year!) without buying jeans. If I won, she’d buy me a very expensive pair of jeans. After some convincing, she realized that it was an unfair deal as she buys clothes like food - so we shortened the year to 6 months… and I still didn’t make it thanks to a surprise store credit from Macy’s.
In my defense I’m in my late 20s now and earlier this decade I wore my clothes a bit bigger so now I need apparel that fits true to size. She won fairly and I admit to it. I’m not sure she would have kept her end of the bargain anyway considering my coupe windows were supposed to be tinted since Christmas of 09. Anyway, look at that stitching, can you blame me?
